Chopper Motorcycle Parts

- what type of motorcycle should a young fresh rider get?
I am sort of ignorant with information on motorcycles and i want one just for the ladies. this is the deal, i am 18, and i am trying to figure out what to get, i don't want a punk crotch rocket i want a bad a$$ chopper, i am looking at motorcycles on craigslist. what should i be looking for with a budget under 4000 bucks. what cc engine should i get. i don't want one of these bikes that says,"great for beginners" i have a teacher to teach me how to ride like a champ. I have been looking at honda shadow spirits and harley sportsters, what cool manley loud motorcycles should i be looking for. I just need to know what to type into craigslist. I want some guys with pony tails, mohawks, midlife crises, jackets that say ride to live live to ride, and guys with trucks that have harley davidson decals to give me some advice on this stuff, ohh and i want it to be so loud people get angry when i drive by. Thanks for the help riders!!!

A i don't want a punk crotch rocket i want a bad a$$ chopper, i have a teacher to teach me how to ride like a champ. your obviously very clever and know all the right people. If you would like to send me a very large cheque (say 6 figures) I will sort you with the very loudest, big bad a$$ Scare the hell out of pensioners chopper you have ever seen. Better still just send me your bank details to uraknobhed@whatawanker.com I hope your paying the person who can teach you to ride like a champ on a chopper enough money. he / she must be an awesome rider. probably just as talented as you.